[Blarg]

For eating gross stuff, how about that old Homer Simpson favorite, Nuts'n'Gum. If you wanted to, you could spice it up with some other stuff too, but damn that's a disgusting combo.

Here's another. You could, oh, structure it as a race, I guess.

Get a couple of big blocks of ice and put them on the lawn somewhere, however far apart you like. Get some cans of olives. Put an olive at a time on the first block. The contestant must pick up the olive and transfer it from one block to the other, but can't use his face or mouth, hands, legs, etc. In other words, he has to pick it up off the ice naked with the crack of his ass, and run over to the next block that way and figure out how to set it down. The fastest guy or girl to move 10 or 20 olives from block to block wins some appropriate prize as well as worldwide admiration and possible political office. The losers get to keep the olives.

This would be highly filmtastic.