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HEY JERK WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHUT UP ALREADY WE DON'T NEED YOUR STUPID WHINING WE ALREADY HAVE ENOUGH PROBLEMS OF OUR OWN WITH THESE STUPID INCOMPETENT JERK DEALERS DEALING US BAD BEATS CONSTANTLY MY STUPID ACES LOST AND MY WIFE LEFT ME AND MY DOG PEED ON MY BOOTS AND A CAT PISSED IN THE BACK OF MY DODGE AND MY NEIGHBOR KICKED ME IN THE NUTS AND NOW YOU COME INTO THE FRIGGIN' CASINO AND BREATH MY FRIGGIN' AIR YOU STUPID JERK SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE YOUR STUPID CARDS AND RAM THEM UP YOUR SNOUT (etc etc etc...).

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Have a shot, Al. It's on the house.