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1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

Da-Da

2) What hand did Homer have when he lost Lisa in a poker game?

4 to a straight


3) What hand did Krusty have when he lost his daughter's violin in a poker game?
4 aces (lost to Fat Tony's 7(?) high straight flush

4) What does Moe call a garage?
Car Hole

5) How does Homer learn Lisa had been promoted to 3rd grade and Bart had been pushed back to 3rd grade?
Sees it on TV

6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?
Some folk'll never lose a toe, but then again some folk'll. Like Cleotis the slack jawed yokel!

7) Name the 9 living players Mr. Burns wanted to start the championship softball game.
Daryl Strawberry, Roger Clemens, Don Matingly, Ken Griffy Jr., Mike Sosa, Ozzy Smith, Steve Sax, Jose Cansaco, Wade Boggs

8) Who did Burns originally want as the pitcher for his softball team, but was long dead?
Christy Anderson

9) The FBI Light Opera society put out a collection of cassettes. What were they singing?
The Collection is "The Complete Gilbert & Sullivan; they were singing "Three little Schoolgirls" from "The Makado"

10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?
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