[Homer]

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Here's 10 before I go home for dinner...

1) I believe Maggie has only spoken two words. What are they?

2) What hand did Homer have when he lost Lisa in a poker game?

3) What hand did Krusty have when he lost his daughter's violin in a poker game?

4) What does Moe call a garage?

5) How does Homer learn Lisa had been promoted to 3rd grade and Bart had been pushed back to 3rd grade?

6) How does the theme song from "Cletus The Slack-Jawed Yokel" go?

7) Name the 9 living players Mr. Burns wanted to start the championship softball game.

8) Who did Burns originally want as the pitcher for his softball team, but was long dead?

9) The FBI Light Opera society put out a collection of cassettes. What were they singing?

10) What word in their shared book led to Lisa and Hugh Parkfield falling in love?

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1) Daddy and <<don't know>>. I assume Halloween episodes don't count.

2) Didn't he "almost have a straight"?

4) carhole

5) Watched it on TV

7) Darryl Strawberry, Ken Griffey Jr, Mike Scoscia, Jose Canseco, Ozzie Smith, Steve Sax, Roger Clemens, Wade Boggs, Don Mattingly

9) HMS Pinafore

Don't know 3, 6, 8, 10.