[Homer]

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Name three things guns have been used for other than what guns are conventionally used for.

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Homer used it to open a beer...
to turn out the lights...
and to attract customers to the bowling alley.

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Yup. Also, Wiggum used it to turn off the TV and the open walnuts. Homer used it to get wax out of his ear.