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We had a Newfoundland once too. They often have severe skeletal problems, slobber like hell, have almost perfectly waterproof coats, are fantastic swimmers and have been used as rescue dogs for that reason, and even come under criticism for forcefully dragging people out of the water at beaches, the instinct is so strong. They absolutely love to swim. Their hair is incredibly long and hard to maintain. They are super friendly and easy to fall in love with.