Dear Johnny,
I am fat.
You are fat.
I challenge you to the following prop bets to take place at STTF-HUC-II:
Prop A: $400
Who weighs less at STTF-HUC-II? Slacker thinks that I currently outweigh you by 20 pounds. I am willing to spot you the 20, and if I win I will reimburse you $20 for every pound over 200 that I weigh. I know a doctor in Las Vegas who probably has some sort of weighing device that we can use for the official weigh-in.
Prop B: $400
Mile run. So this does not become a de-hydration contest, I challenge you to a mile run (4 laps on a track). If I win, but over 6 minutes, I will re-imburse you $50 for every 30 seconds over 6 minutes. I just walked one mile and feel like crap.
Caveats:
Once the bet is accepted either of us may buy out for $500 up until February 10, 2006. Not showing up will constitute a forfeit and automatic loss.
If you accept this challenge I will delete the pictures of you from my ImageCave account forever.
**Bet accepted and pictures deleted/changed **
Enjoy!
and
If you do not accept the challenge, just admit that you are scared and no one will think the less of you . . . for very long, and I know of a doctor who can provide you with an ointment for your itchy vagina.
With deepest regards,
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Edit: Pictures changed/deleted as promised.