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Old 12-02-2005, 09:41 AM
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Default Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes) - time to repost a classic

I think this is a huge exception to the no poker rule in OOT, considering the topic it fits perfectly.

How many 2+2 posters does it take to post a hand in Small Stakes?

· 1 to play the hand and to post the hand history
· 14 to share similar experiences of bad beats and how the hand could have been played differently
· 7 to caution about the dangers of checking the turn
· 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in the OP
· 53 to flame the spell checkers
· 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
· 1 to call the OP a moran
· 6 to argue over whether it's "moran" or "moron" ...
· another 6 to condemn those 6 as Pedantic
· 2 OOT'ers to say "SIIHP" even though its not relevant to the thread
· 156 to send a PM to Mat Sklansky complaining that the posters who said "SIIHP" should be banned
· 109 to post that this forum is not about morons or morans and to please take this discussion to OOT
· 203 to demand that cross posting to B&M forum, micro-limits forum, and HUSH forum about bad beats must be stopped
· 111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all experience bad beats and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
· 306 to debate various things such as if limping in pre-flop is superior, if a donk bet on the turn would have been better, or if this is the right place to win the hand with "the sexy"
· One annoying know it all poster to announce that David Sklansky and Mason Malmoth were wrong in HPFAP, and that Ed Miller is a 26 year old poker noob for advocating betting the OP's turn
· 93 to respond to the know it all's post defending Ed Miller
· 7 to respond to the know it all's post defending David & Mason
· 27 to post URL's where one can see examples proving Ed, David & Mason were right
· 14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
· 3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes bad beats relevant to this forum
· 33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures with the exception of one witty change, and add "FYP"
· 12 esteemed 2+2'ers to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the quality of hand posts recently
· 1 Peachy to add 11 new posts within the thread about nothing poker related at all
· 47 responses to Peachy's posts asking her to show her [censored]
· 19 to quote the "FYP" while adding nothing new to the conversation
· 4 to suggest that thread be moved to OOT
· 44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
· 12 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
· 143 to say "Read the FAQ before positing bad beat stories in Small Stakes"
· 1 Commodus to look down upon the entire thread with his thumb down
· 1 forum lurker to bump the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....

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