Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
Q: How many armies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five. The Germans to start it, the French to give up without really trying, the Italians to start, get nowhere and try again from the other side, the Americans to claim credit for the whole thing cos they flicked the switch to see the new one work, and the British to really do it, and sit down and have a nice cup of tea, and be slightly amused at the others for all the fuss.
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