Re: Scew in a lightbulb... (jokes)
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: "Never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark."
Q: How many straight waiters in San Francisco does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Both of them.
Q: How man Zen masters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to screw in the lightbulb, and one not to screw it in.
Q: How many mystery novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Two; one to screw it almost all the way in, and one to give it a final twist at the end.
(A family friend was working on a lightbulb jokebook; these are the ones I remember.)
-McGee
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