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p.p.s. Can I get reverse bar mitzvahed? If so, do i have to give the money back? Because I already spent it on a shewitzball (this is when you mix cocaine with Manischewitz and inject it).

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Women that get divorced get to keep their engagement rings on the basis that it's a gift, so I'm pretty sure you're good on the bar mitzvah cash. But you may want to get un-mitzvahed (dis-barred?) anyways, so St.Peter doesn't get confused and send you to hell with the rest of the heathen pigs.