[Evan]

Let's file this one under W for what the [censored]???

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I recently came into a large sum of money and I'm looking for investment advice.

I'll be looking to invest ~6.8MIL

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Hmm, that is quite a large sum of money.

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intending to live off of the income while I attend college

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Woah, how does a college student "come into" 7 mil?

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I'm looking for low risk options that still offer a decent return

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If you're planning on living any sort of reasonable college life you could live off of U.S. treasury bond interest and still have a pile of cash left over.

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Also I'll be investing 5MIL for a friend.

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WTF?? What banks are you guys robbing?

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She works as a showgirl in vegas

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Is she retarded. Tell her to quit that [censored].

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I have absolutely no experience investing any amount of money so please be gentle. Small words, like your talking to a baby.

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Walk into a bank and tell them you have 8 figures burning a hole in your pocket. They'll talk as slow as you want.