[Myrtle]

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Start music from the song, “If I were a Rich Man” (from Fiddler on the Roof).
If I were a “Pooh-Bah” <Singing>
Yidda didda didda didda didda didda, dum!
All day long I Yidda didda didda, dum, If I were a Pooh-Bah MAN!..........
LaLaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLaLa (I can’t remember the rest of the lyrics L).

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Same tune, different lyrics.......

If I had a dick then, I would fiddle diddle, fiddle diddle fiddle all day long....

Since I don't, I'll post here all day long.....

Wishing & a hoping for a schlong!

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