However, recently uncovered colour photographs of Hitler and Blondie reveal that the trend may have started over 30 years before the Queen's use of the polynesian burial robe. Like the Swastika, this ancient design may have been stolen by the Nazis to be used for evil. Historians now agree that seeing Blondie in his Beedog garb inspired many German battalions and regiments to adopt these colours in their insignia and battle flags which was until now unexplained. All beedogs may go to heaven, but not Blondie.
