i'm kind of making a joke.

anyway, let me post something just because i can, from another one of my bubble finishes. here's where i was involved (this was actually a very fast game, 5 handed at 15/30). one failed steal, one push and i'm out:

NL Texas Hold'em $10 Buy-in + $1 Entry Fee Trny:17680641 Level:3 Blinds(25/50) - Thursday, November 24, 05:35:25 EDT 2005
Table Table 67100 (Real Money)
Seat 7 is the button
Total number of players : 5
Seat 1: niceguy3088 ( $2865 )
Seat 3: EarlyBird123 ( $955 )
Seat 6: DonnyOnions ( $1510 )
Seat 7: TCH21 ( $1960 )
Seat 9: heret1k ( $710 )
Trny:17680641 Level:3
Blinds(25/50)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to heret1k [ Jh Ah ]
EarlyBird123 folds.
DonnyOnions folds.
TCH21 folds.
heret1k raises [125].
niceguy3088 calls [100].
** Dealing Flop ** [ Js, 5d, Kd ]
heret1k bets [50].
niceguy3088 calls [50].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 5c ]
heret1k bets [50].
niceguy3088 is all-In [2665]
heret1k folds.
niceguy3088 shows [ 7d, Qh ] a pair of fives.

***** Hand History for Game 3086989928 *****
NL Texas Hold'em $10 Buy-in + $1 Entry Fee Trny:17680641 Level:4 Blinds(50/100) - Thursday, November 24, 05:39:39 EDT 2005
Table Table 67100 (Real Money)
Seat 1 is the button
Total number of players : 4
Seat 1: niceguy3088 ( $4120 )
Seat 6: DonnyOnions ( $1385 )
Seat 7: TCH21 ( $2185 )
Seat 9: heret1k ( $310 )
Trny:17680641 Level:4
Blinds(50/100)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to heret1k [ 7h 8h ]
heret1k is all-In [310]