Re: Do you talk trash to your monitor?
Yes I do. Me last night playing PP.
Monitor: "Why do you keep playing that crap?"
Me: "You got a problem with my play?"
Monitor: "Yeah, you loose/weak punk. And would it kill you to change the screen saver every once in a while? Huh?"
Me: "Who do you think you're talking to? You 17 inch low resolution Bxxxch!"
Monitor: "If I wasn't a flat screen, I'd cold clock your sorry ass."
Me: "Oh yeah? Well I've seen better looking montiors at the public library."
Monitor: "By the way, I loved your wife's fingers last night."
Me: "Keep it up, and I swear I will 'accidently' spill Coke on you."
He shut up after that.
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