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tonight my monitor talk was more along the lines of:

flop; "okay the only hand that beats me is xx"; pot bet, call
turn; "there's no freaking way you actualy have xx"", pot bet, call
river; "what the hell do you have?"; check, bet, call

Player B shows xx

me: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I will only be sufficiently impressed if you followed up by yelling, "Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!"