My wife finally had enough of me today as I interrupted her reading time with my taunting and maniacal laughter while playing online. I think the last straw was when I yelled to the dog that I was going to anally rape the weak/loose player I ended up heads up with.

I just can't seem to help myself. I'm never this way in live games, and I never berate anyone in the comment box. For some reason, though, I can't seem to stop myself from yelling things at the monitor. Usually, it's some bragging taunt when I'm running good.

I'm not saying it's a problem or anything (well, maybe for my wife). I actually enjoy blowing off steam this way, and I've discovered that there's some part of me that loves bullying people around a poker table. It's like my one opportunity in life to be a total pr!ck and not have to feel guilty about it.

Anyway, SNGs are fun, especially pushbotting.

FOLD! FOLD! FOLD, MY SCARED LITTLE WEAKIES!!!!! PLAY FOR THIRD!!!! MUHAHA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!