Pirate time!
I suggest today, we all try doing a stupid pirate voice in an inappropriate situation, and tell the result. I've done mine already, as I was bored.
Business meetings, trying lines on girls, ordering food, whatever.
Mine has been on the train this morning, very early, mostly empty carriage:
Ticket checker, walking through the train: "Tickets from XXX, please?"
Me, showing ticket: "It be a cold marnin today, matey! The frost be bitin hard, AAAAARRRRRRRR!"
Him: "", then, "Tickets from xxxx, please", walks on.
Else, post your thought for the day in piratespeak, please.
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