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Amazes me too. I can't even count the times I've heard guys reel off huge lengths of toilet paper, crumple it into a ball, and rub the thing around for a few seconds before practically sprinting out of the stall. No way they got their asses clean like that. The "big protective toilet paper ball" theory of ass wiping is ridiculous.

And the number of guys who run out of the stall and then out the door without washing is insane. A guy where I used to work told me about someone they named The Phantom Sh]tter who would dash out of the stall while people were at the urinal and sprint out the door before anyone could see who it was who was not washing his hands. The Phantom Sh]tter strikes again!