Revenge on neighbors
I have this bitch next door (I live in an apt complex) that will call the cops at the drop of a hat. If I close my front door too loud, the cops will be at my door and the next day I'll have a noise complaint. It's getting ridiculous because the walls here are like paper and I deal with noises from other neighbors. It's getting to the point where I'm going to get evicted if I make another sound, and it's [censored] terrible living like this.
I want to get back at her, but I don't know what she drives (otherwise I'd key her car). I had a great idea of getting totally trashed and puking on her doorstep, but she'd probably catch me and (surprise) call the cops.
You guys are awfully gross here on OOT, give me some ideas.
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