[The Yugoslavian]

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Thats weird that you don't mind banging a hooker but you have problems with happy endings.

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Weird? Yes.

Problem? No.

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You might want to look into therapy.


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Yeah, I definitely have some unresolved issues from my last (and only) real relationship that would be helpful to have to hash out once a week with someone. Ultimately I'm responsible for 'getting over it' or figuring out what's goin' on. I spent way too much time just donking away at poker and my job without really contemplating things that needed contemplation. I also have a pretty good cabinet of advisors that make a therapist superfluous but not necessarily a bad idea.

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I also find it funny you are looking into connecting with hookers.


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Funny like a fox? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]

I likely don't get the joke, [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img].

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Dude, you got issues.


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Sure. Although you gotta be more specific.....I've got a bajillion 'issues.' But unlike Jay-Z I ain't got 99 problems, but my bitch is 1. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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But very entertaining read none the less.

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Good, I was a bit worried it was all too long and such. My main aim/goal of these trip reports is to just cut the [censored] and attempt to convey my experiences as authentically as possible. Similarly to how Dali interacts online....call him a little bitch...call him a huge egomaniac...call him a douche.....but don't say he doesn't keep it real to the Daliness.

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Yugoslav