- pro wrestling (with a human ref)
- tetris assuming this guy in the video is on our side
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- any sport with a subjective scoring system (e.g., figure skating, xgames, synchronized swimming) and judged by a human panel who is concerned about the welfare of the human race
- bass fishing competition? (dunno anything about the sport)
basically, i think our best chance would be to flip a coin and call "heads or tails" 100 times. make our demise quick...
dizong