I love poker, I really do, especially no limit hold 'em. I play online, I play a home game with friends, it's great fun. But, of course, I love winning. And I don't win. Without bonuses, I would be down a bit but...luckily...bonuses exist. :P I've kept myself to the lowest NL tables of which I table select based on highest average pot size and look out for tables with players who see way too many flops.

All I've read is Doyle's Super System, but in addition to that, I read several online articles and I browse the no-limit forum daily.

For additional information, I play about 20 hours each week in a friendly "home game". At this game, I'm break-even. The table is full of LAGs (even Maniacs), so while they constantly berate me (with jest) as "Weak Tight" and constantly tease me "Don't fold the best hand!" they're the crazies, desperation bluffing the river and losing to a caller who calls with ace high...They're the crazy ones, I tell you! [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] (and yet...I can't seem to win at this game. Why the hell can't I? Maybe I've been bluffed off too many hands.)

And yet...it's to my disappointment that I have to present the following chart. Yeah, I know there's a little something called "variance", and I planned on sticking it out until 10k hands before posting, but...there's a point where I have to look at the big picture and proclaim "Wow, this isn't variance. I'm awful."








Is there any glaring error in any of my stats?
In addition, I have a couple of specific hands of which I've definitely lost big which I'll post up in the Small Stakes NL forum. But this seems to be the place to start.