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Old 11-19-2005, 04:36 AM
chuddo chuddo is offline
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Default Re: Another bathroom habits post... pissing in the stalls

my public restroom ritual whilst dumping:

1- make sure there is no poop somehow on the toilet. there is nothing that can be done about this, and another stall or bathroom must be found.

2- make sure there is plenty of toilet paper. much will be required for steps 3-4. also need a lot because for some reason it is never a flawless dump in a public bathroom.

3- pick up toilet paper which will be used to grab another ball of toilet paper. wipe the rim of the bowl of any liquid or invisible germs, being careful not to touch anything. flush ball and ball holder.

4-build a paper gasket for your ass. i usually use about 7 or 8 3-square sections. if it is ultra thin i use two plys. i prefer my homemade barrier over a cheap thin paper ones that are sometimes provided.

5- enjoy. flush the whole filthy mess. often clogging the toilet.
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