I haven't checked my voice mail at work for 5 straight weeks now. It has said "Message for you" for 5 weeks and I never checked it. I could have like 20 messages saved on there.

I get about 3-5 phone calls a day.

I hate checking voice mail and playing phone tag with people. I figure they can also email me and I'll get back to them sooner. Or they could just call back if it's urgent.

Such was the case earlier this week when a guy called me and asked if I'd gotten his message from about a week ago. My response: "Uhhhh, let's see here...hmmmm..." He cut me off to say "Well, anyway...here's the deal..." lol. Nobody cares that you didn't call them back, they just want to talk business now that they got you on the phone.

My goal is to never check my voice mail ever again at this job.

Is this funny or not? My buddy at work knows about it and laughs pretty hard. He said I'm nuts. My supervisor is unaware.