[diebitter]

I did once. Once!

We were going great guns, but we got onto a deeply technical subject that I'd studied and by sheer coincidence she'd also studied. I was absolutely wasted and could just about dig it all out of my head, and she got more and more excited talking about it, and I kept wanting to change the subject to something normal. She wouldn't, so in the end, I drunkenly slurred 'I'm sorry, but this is really boring. I'm going now', and wandered off. I felt bad about it sober.


This is a lame story, but I bet there's some great OOT ones.

Edited to help the Americans understand it.


A Chat-up is meeting a girl you've never met before, and talking to her in an attempt to be with her in some way... phew