[Los Feliz Slim]

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Well, when you think about it, Scientology being based on the Galactic Warlord Xenu isn't much more absurd than Christianity being based on the son of an invisible God.

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Let's not forget about Mormonism when we're talking about ridiculous religious beliefs!

The Scientology headquarters is near my house, as is the Scientology High School. They've got these big blue dorms people live in. Pretty spooky.