Don't know if this beats bodily harm, but...

I took a girl out on a first date to go see a play at our local matchbox theatre. They were putting on "Angels in America," a play about the 1980's AIDS epidemic in the gay community, complete with death, full male nudity and a rape scene. It was actually a good performance, but pretty damned awkward for a first date.

She didn't talk to me after that. That's okay, she didn't have much interesting to say anyways.

ScottieK