Woke up this morning. Turned on the PC. Went straight back to bed again. Seriously, lads, you just beat the Aussies. How hard is it to notch up 200 runs? And Jones was top scorer? What is the world coming to?

And I prefer to listen to Test Match Special off the BBC website. I think they offer a scrolling text as well... But, first thing in the morning, the dulcet tones of Aggers et al is just that bit more smoothing.