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Old 11-13-2005, 04:18 AM
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Default Re: How long was your \"first time\"?

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I remember mine was pretty quick...It lasted about a min. or so. Anyone else???

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10.2 minutes -- 10 minutes to get it in (I'm too nice) and .2 minutes after.

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I was such a young idiot. No condom. I had dated the girl for a bit and it was totally unplanned. My thought process went something like this:

OMG I'm in.

OMG it's so warm.

OMG I'm about to come.

OH SH1T, WTF do I do now?!?!

OH FVCK, no more time to think.

**I quickly pull out and shoot all over her**

OH FVCK, did I really just come all over this chick???

OH FVCK, is she going to be ok with this???

OH FVCK, I just lasted like four seconds!

**Girl smiles and says I made the cutest face before I came**

FVCK Yeah, I'm the man!!

That was the most exhilerating, fearful, amazing and ridiculous 15-25 seconds of my life.

We did it two more times that night and I had the best 30-45 seconds of my life.

Oh the days of youth.

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This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
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