[Ulysses]

[13:23] daryn: i need something new to do in life
[13:23] daryn: what do you think about becoming a teacher

[13:23] diablo: man
[13:23] diablo: being a teacher
[13:23] diablo: and playing poker
[13:23] diablo: that would be [censored] THE LIFE
[13:23] diablo: benefits

[13:24] diablo: 1) you do something good
[13:24] diablo: 2) you do something fulfilling
[13:24] diablo: 3) you help kids
[13:24] diablo: 4) you work w/ lots of hot 20-something chicks
[13:24] diablo: 5) you get to bang these teachers
[13:24] diablo: 6) you get to bang single moms
[13:24] diablo: 7) you get summers off to travel
[13:24] diablo: 8 ) you hvae lots of money from poker
[13:24] diablo: 9) you are the only teacher w/ that kind of money
[13:25] diablo: 10 ) thus coming back to 5 and 6
[13:25] diablo: 11) and making your vacations rule