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You guys are all a bunch of rookies. I laid this last time I traveled to Japan.
Enjoy....
NSFW----DooDoo Picture
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The length of this one cannot possibly be verified, but only speculated; for there is no sense of scale in this picture.
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It definitely takes down the "Shape O' the Year" award though. Nice design. I've had C-shapes, but never U-shapes. I'm inspired.
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Towards your length comment, it was about 12 inches from front to back of the 'trough'. So its total length is on the order of around 24-26 inches. This took less than 2 minutes from first grunt to last wipe. Once the turtle head hit the fresh air,it was like a jailbreak. My entire colon emptied itself in a manner that I have never before, or since, experienced. Like giving birth, except no breathing coach or epidural.
I almost fell in from laughing so hard. Amazingly enough, I felt fantastic afterwards. I think this was due to a combination of laughter and endorphine release, like after running a marathon or getting shot at.
For shatistical purposes, I am 5' 8", 170 lbs, and apparently get plenty of fiber.