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Old 11-11-2005, 02:13 PM
PocketJokers72 PocketJokers72 is offline
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Default Re: Physics question (toilet related)

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The longest log post brought this physics question to mind.

OK, let's say you take a dump and there are x pieces. You flush.

Now, sometimes everything flushes. Cool.

But other times, there's a floater left over.

Regardless of the how big x is, it seems like x-1 pieces always get flushed, leaving just one piece floating.

What is the physics explanation for this phenomenon of x-1 pieces getting flushed the first time, regardless of the size of x?

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Your sample size is too small.

What we should do is get a thousand monkeys and a thousand toilets and have them take a thousand dumps each.

Using this information, we will be able to create a shatistical model complete with proprietary poo-remainder prediction algorithm.

The end result will be plugged into the C.R.A.P. (Colonic Remainder Algorithmic Processor) and we will be able to use distributed networking to calculate the P.O.O.P. (Process Oriented Outcome Progression).

I wish I knew some more big words, but I kind of ran out of steam....

C+ execution at best methinks....meh
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