Re: Best cab driver stories
Here was a conversation I had with a taxi cab driver a few months ago...
Cabdriver: Where to?
Sponger: Uh.. gay bar, please?
Cabdriver: So, you're gay, huh?
Sponger: Well.. let me put it to you this way: I am gay, but my wife and three sons don't know about it!
Cabdriver: So, you keep it a secret, do you?
Sponger: Well, yeah. Basically, what I try to do is act real manly in front of people I know. Hell, I'll even make fun of gay guys at work, just to make it look like I don't like gay people! But I like 'em.. I like 'em a lot! And, tonight, I plan on showing at least five of them how much I like them - if you catch my drift! Right?
Cabdriver: Yeah. So, in summary, you're gonna have sex with a lot of gay men tonight?
Sponger: Exactamundo!
Cabdriver: I mean, what's the harm, as long as your family never finds out about it.
Sponger: Right-o!
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