[wayabvpar]

I just returned from lunch. When I got back to my car after acquiring nourishment, I discovered that some dimwit had parked so close to my car that I literally could not open my driver's side door enough to get even my arm in. His (or her) front right tire was actually IN my stall- not on the line, but all the way over it. I had to crawl over my console in the middle after entering on the passenger side.

Inspired by the events of this thread, I rolled my window down and keyed the car down to the paint. The fact that I could do it while seated in my driver's seat should give you an idea of how close this [censored] was parked to me.