True High School Story:

All boys, catholic high school, so you can get the sense of decorum. Sitting at lunch, and there is a rumbling from table to table about this poop some kid took in the fourth floor bathroom. I dismissed it, went back to eating. First period after lunch, I hear someone talking about it, next period, the whole class is buzzing. Last period of the day, my TEACHER mentioned something about it...we then proceeded to go nuts, and got to take field trips of 4-5 people at a time to look at this massive dump. Now, by this time, the whole school had gotten wind of this (intentional..) and as our group approached the bathroom, we could see a mini-shrine erected from looseleaf and old notebook cardboard. Over the doorway was a huge sign that said HOME OF THE LOG. I seriously doubted that it could be nearly as big as the hype. We walked in, opened the door, and looked...it was as big as a football. Literally. All it was missing was the laces....just a big stinky unreal mess. Ill never forget it. Ill never speak of this again, I just had to get it off my chest.