Or maybe they love poker so much that they only get beer during commercials, and if you get up in the middle of an intense hand to get another beer it would seem a little weird. But... if you have to get up anyway for some other reason... and happen to grab a beer while you're up, then no one thinks about it.

Does that make you happy joker? It's theoretically plausible.

Although I do have to say it's a lot more fun to bait you with inane comments about the logistics of a world-class poker champion living in one's refrigerator.