And then trying to reconcile with the opponent by shaking his hand and saying "whatever happens." Yeah, I'm sure if the guy filled up, Hachem would have just shrugged it off. "Hey, you took my sugar!"

Seriously though, it's apparent that almost all these guys don't just come up with this stuff on the spot. How much time and thought goes into these phrases like "pass the sugar" and "I can dodge bullets, baby"? Obviously, there's some serious thought and planning involved. Practice, even. And for what in return? So guys like us can post back and forth all day about how stupid/cool/rude the guy was on television? Of course, the worst part is that most of them are poorly delivered and look canned.

At least chip tricks look cool.