Re: Smells That Smell Bad But You Can\'t Stop Smelling
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What about Permanent Markers?
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"... but the black one always smelled like an [censored], didn't it? You grab the black one, *sniff* 'What is THAT?' *sniff* 'That's a bag of asses!' *sniff* 'I'm keeping this one. This one's mine.' *sniff* 'I just saw Jesus' eyes. This marker has shown me Jesus' eyes.' *sniff* 'I'm gonna puke blood. WHAT ARE YOU?!'"
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Hell, I could've narrated this.
The year was 1990, the place, Mrs. Foreman's third grade language arts class. I wonder what this Sharpie smells like.
Sniff. Sniff. Sniiiiiiffff. The rest next ninety minutes were spent quietly babbling uncontrollably, while the rest of the class seemed not to notice.
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