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Old 11-08-2005, 05:41 PM
samjjones samjjones is offline
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Default Re: 30 facts about Chuck Norris

"Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull."

"Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement."
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