[bobman0330]

Working on a paper, decided to sit at the UB no cap .01/.02 NL game. Bought in for my full UB roll of about $160. Directly to my right is a gentleman sitting behind three quarters of a million BBs. He appears to be playing erratically and pushing that whole amount pretty much every other hand.

He asks me if my buy-in is my full bankroll. I say that it is. He asks, "Would you like to flip coins for your entire bankroll?" We go on in this fashion, him talking about how much money he has and how insignificant my bankroll is, me trying desperately to get him to move in more and waiting for a premium hand.

Eventually, I pick up QQ, the maniac pushes, and I instacall and drag a 15,000 BB pot. The maniac says, "Bobbo, did you just jizz your pants? I'm going to make you a rich man tonight." At this point, I make a terrible error and point out that $15,000 doesn't really make someone rich. He left the next orbit, possibly because of what I said... tragic.