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Play cool songs for chicks on acoustic at parties and [censored]. They love it.

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I dont have an accoustic, I'm badass like that

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n3g. get one immediately, vow to never play a power chord on it if it grants you power.

Now, perfect the "Im stoicly reminded of the secret hurt that this beautiful song is written about" look (see mayer, dave matthews, and others for reference)

You know you have it when you stop playing only because the panties are piled up so high you cant get out of them, and also when you play, they give you that look like "...my gina is pulsating!"

Guitar = poon.

Drums = poon + 2