[protocol]

I can't believe no one has said this one yet....definately Matusow's 40 minute penalty.

This is from memory so it is just a rough paraphrase:

Dealer: I heard an F-bomb over here!
Floor: That's a 10-minute penalty, Mike.
Matusow: Are you kidding, I was just talking to this guy about the [censored] hand!
Floor: That's 20 minutes now.
Matusow: [censored] this place.
Floor: 30 minutes.
Matusow: And [censored] you too.
Floor: 40 minutes.