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OK, a dog is more work than a kid. A kid eventually learns how to clean up after itself, feed itself, and generally take care of itself. A dog never does. Plus the older kids tend to look after a little brother or sister a lot better than a dog.

Vasectomy hurts, but once it is done, it is very +EV on the sex life. I actually played in a poker tornament the same day I had a vasectomy. Sat on a bag of pees, but the pain killers, messed me up, and I made some terrible plays.