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If he's a douche, then let me ask you this. Who would you rather party with at da club? Raymer or Matusow?


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Raymer. Everyone has one of those friends that gets drunk, pisses somebody off, and you end up getting your ass kicked in a bar brawl because of that guys mouth. Well, Matusow is that guy sober, imagine how annoying he must be when he's loaded on coke and whiskey.
Moreover, you can count on Raymer to have a few bucks in his pocket for you when you run out but just have to get one more lap dance cause you think you have a chance at scoring with the stripper.