Waitresses....could this work?
I have no idea why I was thinking about waitress "pickup schemes" but what about this:
Let's say you meet a buddy at a sports bar and your waitress is incredibly hot (as they often are). Later on in the night after a couple pitchers (when you start nursing your beers a bit more and don't need the waitress every 5 mins) you have your friend pretend to be a jerk to the waitress when she comes back... "Wow did you forget about our table or something?". You defend her with something along the lines of "Give it a rest man, she's doing fine" and apologize to her.
At the end of the night, you go up with her to pay...tip her well, apologize on behalf of your friend again and ask if she wants to join you for coffee.
So is this retarded or could it work?
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