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Whats the story Snowball? More invalids in town this weekend? We need an update. Isn't your calss on Wednesdays?

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It went something like this:

Snowball: Hi chicky, there's something I've wanted to tell you <pause> for ummm a long time now. <pause> <deep breath> I like you
Chicky: Oh I like you too snowey, you're such a nice guy.
Snowball: <pause> What I mean is I like you <pause> <really deep breath> as more than a friend.

Snowball makes eye contact for the first time, a pleading look on his face

Chicky: Oh snowey, I like you too but not in that way. I value our friendship too much.

big tattooed biker looking dude approaches

Chicky: Snowball have you met my boyfriend Snake? He just got out on parole, I'm so happy to have him back.

Snake glances in Snowball's direction and gives a half nod

Snake: Come on Chicky move your ass, I'm hungry.
Chicky: Ok, bye Snowball. I'll see you in class next week.

Snowball goes home to cry at the loss of his true love

THE END.