[zuluking]

...the other one is too long.

Back in the Hulk-a-mania heyday, I was a ring announcer for the WWF. I was flying with Hulk to Minneapolis one day from Los Angeles for a match that night. Hulk was drinking ALOT on the flight btw.

When the jet touched down, I looked towards the terminal and saw literally THOUSANDS of kids pressed against the windows waiting to see Hulk Hogan, their hero. Remember now, this was at the very peak of Hulk-a-mania, just a few months before he wrestled Andre' The Giant at Wrestlemania.

Hulk was drunk, walked down the jetway towards the screaming mob of kids and bellowed out, "Outta my way you little bastards, I gotta pee!" Classic.

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In Minot, North Dakota, of all places, Adrian Adonnis was wrestling in a match against Barron Von Raske (Remember the claw?). Adrian boasted that he weighed more than any pro wrestler, some 500+ pounds at that time. Von Raske whipped Adrian into the ropes, which suddenly snapped, sending 500 pounds into the front row of spectators. Thank God I was on the other side.

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One more...

The great Indian Chief Wahoo McDaniels was so fat he had a string tied to his dick and used the string to "pull it out" when he had to pee.