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Form letters suck.

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FROM THE DESK OF the CEO OF FORM LETTERS INC.

Dear Mr./Mrs. Dominic:

Thank you for your recent inquiry into our product. We are always grateful when the public takes an interest in our work.

I found your commentary to be both insightful and reasonable. I have shared your thoughts with our marketing department. They reviewed your ideas and workshopped them with some focus groups and have come to the conclusion that, in fact, it is you who sucks.

Once again, thank you for taking the time to write to us here at Form Letters Inc.

Sincerely,

Suck my Balls